{"product_id":"never-not-working","title":"NOT WORKING","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet's remove the \"NOT\" from the meme-ified phrase \"NEVER NOT WORKING\" (meaning you're never not working =\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e always working).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA society that glorifies working until you're sleep-deprived is far too archaic.\u003cbr\u003eNeedless to say.\u003cbr\u003eFXXK PRODUCTIVITY, FXXK TIME PERFORMANCE, ROCK THE CASBAH\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"NEVER (NOT) WORKING\" embroidered on the chest.\u003cbr\u003eThe word \"NOT\" is crossed out with embroidery, erasing its meaning.\u003cbr\u003eDo Nothing Congress™ logo printed on the back.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Do Nothing Congress","offers":[{"title":"WHITE \/ M","offer_id":48247915086011,"sku":null,"price":1484.0,"currency_code":"TWD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WHITE \/ L","offer_id":48247915118779,"sku":null,"price":1484.0,"currency_code":"TWD","in_stock":true},{"title":"WHITE \/ XL","offer_id":48247915151547,"sku":null,"price":1484.0,"currency_code":"TWD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ M","offer_id":48247917084859,"sku":null,"price":1484.0,"currency_code":"TWD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ L","offer_id":48247917117627,"sku":null,"price":1484.0,"currency_code":"TWD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ XL","offer_id":48247917150395,"sku":null,"price":1484.0,"currency_code":"TWD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0605\/4002\/7067\/files\/0033_NEVER-_NOT_-WORKING_1.png?v=1786766605","url":"https:\/\/stactile-kyoto.com\/en-tw\/products\/never-not-working","provider":"Stactile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}